Did you know?
4 out of 5 boy bands don’t have a freaking umbrella.
This lack of umbrellas is a serious problem which can result in:
-and general wetness
This frustration and emotional turmoil which is caused by lack of umbrellas results in:
-violence towards innocent puddles
-uncontrollable slow motion dancing
-and worse…wet socks.
If you like to contribute to the ‘Get a Freaking Umbrella Already’ charity, you can send us money: 1-800-Give-Us-Yr-Munnies.
We’ll probably spend that money on an umbrella or maybe a nice poncho for Kpop artist, but we probably won’t.
We’ll probably just use that money for food.